PuppyXSnow

PuppyXSnow, otherwise called WetDogShipping or Pugia, is a one-sided ship.

Evidence
Puppy and Snow have always been close. They talk constantly, and have tons in common. She's also Jewish, which he likey. So, one day he saw Seeker flirtin with 'er, and realized he was upset. Not because he actually liked her, but because she was one of three females on the website and he really just wanted a girlfriend. Que Jessica in a few weeks. Anyway, so they kept in contact years after her leaving. Palk first theorized this ship, and he later confirmed it. He never ACTUALLY liked her, but liked the idea of dating. She was totally crazy for him, though, and it was very, very obvious. He had to use his legendary luscious locks to crush her, though.