Suzanne the Conqueror 
is the primary antagonist of Ed, Edd, n Eddy.


Suzanne, real name Godzilla of Oz, is the universally feared conquerer of Kraft Dinner. She/he/it speaks only in the tongue of dead raccoons, and enjoys long walks through her own stomach. She came to earth and turned Canada into a giant snowcone and America into a giant burger, because, really, would you expect anything different.

  • Gender: Genderless
  • Age: 14-4,043
  • Birthday: June 23rd
  • Race: Brazilian 
  • Hair Color: Clearly bald
  • Eye Color: Orange
  • Height: 52"3
  • Weight: 690 tons
  • Favorite Color: Crimson
  • Aliases: OH GOD A DEMON
  • Family: Your face (father) His face (mother) Some random hobo off the street (sister) a hamster (sister) ENOUGH WITH THE DAMNED SISTERS (sister)
  • Likes: Ravaging towns, destroying planets, devouring the lives of innocents 
  • Dislikes: Fat people, shirts that only fit on her feet, eggs and cheese, bacon and cheese, water and cheese